OK, how does this thing work?

testing, testing. Is this a platform I want to live with?

Well, signup was easy enough, except that it wouldn’t let me have “bah-humbug”. Yes I know it says letters and numbers only, but that might have been intended as idiot-proof shorthand for “must be a valid hostname”. So I tried bah-humbug, and of course it was rejected.

Now, will this be sensibly formatted?

Bah, Humbug.