Daily Archives: September 17, 2012
After the weekend’s high of singing Mahler, it was down to Earth with a bump today, as I found myself doing battle with the Macbook and Apple’s UK operations.
It started when it didn’t start, so to speak. That is to say, the laptop screen remained resolutely blank, no matter what I did. In other matters the machine seemed OK: turning it off and then powering up gave the characteristic startup sound and the disc spun into motion, but nothing on the screen.
Shining a bike light on it close up revealed the faint apple logo, indicating that it is in fact the backlight that failed (dammit, why can’t I get a laptop with e-ink screen?) And given that for a few days I’ve had intermittent issues with it going blank when adjusting the screen angle, it seems likely to be a connection that’s at fault.
In a desktop context I would of course expect to identify and fix or replace the faulty component fairly easily. In a laptop, my reaction is to take it to the professionals and hope they can do something within the bounds of my bank balance. So I googled for Apple UK store. That got me their online store, but no hint of a store locator! I know there’s a store in Exeter, but even typing “Exeter” into Apple UK’s search box drew a blank.
Come on Apple. What’s the use of physical shops if you won’t tell us how to find or contact them?
Phoning Apple UK’s number from the site got me eventually to a human. He started by insisting on my serial number, then told me in accusatory terms that the computer belonged to someone completely different. A nasty moment was resolved when it turned out he’d misheard a single “B” as “D”, and Apple’s database does indeed list me as owner of my macbook. But isn’t it alarming that valid serial numbers should differ only by something so easily confusable? If the other machine had been reported lost/stolen, they could’ve been accusing me of theft!
Having got through that, the man was friendly and helpful enough, but couldn’t answer my question: whether it would be worth my while to take it to an apple store. I mean, if they can fix it for £50 then great – well worth the time and trouble of taking it in. But if they charge £50 to tell me they can’t do anything – or that they would charge a further £500 – I should be well p***ed off. Of course he wasn’t going to diagnose it on the phone, but I’d hoped he’d at least have a feel for whether this class of problem could usually be fixed or whether I was wasting my time.
He did give me a phone number for a Plymouth store called Stormfront, which is my nearest Apple dealer. Phoning that number got altogether more bizarre. Their menu tells me to select one of just two options, but after selecting either option, nothing happens. Until, after about a minute, a tone indicates the call has died. Googling the Plymouth store found a second ‘phone number, but that got me exactly the same thing. Seems the Plymouth store isn’t contactable: so much for their technology! I’ve emailed them, but no great expectation of that going anywhere more productive than the ‘phone.
Should I just try and fix it myself? If it’s anything like a loose connection, I’m in contention for the world’s worst person with a soldering iron. Unfortunately I don’t know how much I’ve got to lose (or rather, to gain compared to writing it off by taking it to someone competent). Bah, Humbug.