Cottage

I’ve just been to view a cottage I feel quite positive about.  Blogging here in the hope it’ll help reach a decision on it.  It’s a living room and a kitchen/diner downstairs, with bathroom and three bedrooms upstairs.  The overall size is just about enough to be comfortable, with the pleasant dining area and better second-bedroom size being clear advantages compared to the current place.  Above all, it’s going to be quieter than here.

Advantages:

  • Solid cottage build with thick walls, modernised to a decent standard and in good decorative order.
  • Meets all my basic needs without serious shortcomings.
  • Village location presumed quiet (except for the church which is right next door, and tolled the hour while I was there).
  • Easy cycling into the city, and walkable to Tesco.  Also edge of Dartmoor.
  • Adequate ‘phone signal (though no 3g) and ADSL.

Drawbacks:

  • No outdoor storage, so the bike has to occupy indoor space.  The current tenants have one bedroom as a storage room with bikes, surfboards, etc; I’d have to do similar.  So no spare room, just one bedroom + one office.
  • No gas: electric heating for hot water, and night storage heating.  Can’t see myself using that and having it hot all day (unless I were to go down with a lurgy sufficiently bad to need warmth) which loses the convenience of being able to turn the heating on if I have visitors who expect it.  As against that, there’s a working fireplace in the sitting room that could serve, in principle at least.
  • There’s a horrible built-in oven and hob.  The latter (which is what I mostly use) is solid electric.  This is what I’ll find a daily pain :(
  • The garden is going to be hard work, with an expanse of very uneven lawn to manage.
  • Lacking a few nonessential nice-to-haves, like real views, or space for a dishwasher, or a w.c. separate from the bathroom.

So do I take it, or go on looking?

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Text spam

Dear Lazyweb, is there any way of fighting text-message spam?

I’ve already tried ‘phoning O2 and asking them, but they tell me they can’t (or won’t) do anything. Do any of the other UK providers offer a service that’ll block a sender, or block on a keyword in the message (like, everything that starts with FREEMSG)?

Or if I can’t block it, how about as a poor second-best, programming my ‘phone to drop them without bothering me?  The ‘phone is a Nokia E71 (Symbian s60), so any hints for that would be ideal.  Kind-of, procmail-for-text-messages or similar.  Or if I could do it on Maemo, that might help incentivise me to go out and buy a tablet ‘puter, though I’d still want to use the E71 for day-to-day use as it’s more comfortable in the hand and the pocket than something bigger.

Oh, and if any legislators are reading, how about legislating for us to be given a rejection button for junk phone calls and texts, that’ll cause the sender to be charged real money (e.g. £5 per call should mount up, though £50 would be better).  Money to be collected by the telco and donated to charity – less a small administrative fee to be determined by ofcom.

p.s. if any reader has power to do anything with it, the number that just spammed me to induce me to write this is 07833 992283 (UK) or +44 7833 992283 internationally.  If publishing the number here attracts any kind of inconvenience to that shit, then good.

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Forthcoming Concert

Britten and Goodall, next Sunday (Nov. 22nd) at the Guildhall, Plymouth.

For our next concert, we’re rehearsing Britten’s St.Nicholas and Goodall’s Eternal Light, and much enjoying both of these lovely works.  Should be well worthwhile for music lovers within evening-out distance of Plymouth.

The Goodall is a new work first performed in 2008, when the Rambert Dance Company used it as the score for a new ballet.  They toured with their own small orchestra, but invited local choirs to join them in each tour venue.  A subset of the Plymouth Philharmonic, including me, sang with them in Plymouth and hugely enjoyed it.  This is a modern work that is neither the challenging avant-garde of much of the 20th century, nor the vacuous junk commonly pushed by the so-called “music business” under a “classical” label just because it involves traditional instruments.

It can perhaps best be described as a non-traditional requiem.  Like the Brahms, it is a consolation for the living more than a rite for the dead.  Like the Britten, it blends the Latin requiem with English poems, though the similarity ends there.  It’s a rather lighter work than either of those, but it’s also new and genuinely different.  And if it hasn’t gone stale with me after a full week of performances and a year, it must be good[1]!

Britten needs no introduction, but St.Nicholas may be less familiar: it was new to me when we started rehearsing.  It’s a cantata (for want of a better description) that puts together a bit of history and a bunch of legends – some dramatised, some just sung – into a life of St Nicholas.  The title role – the only Principal – was written for Peter Pears, and both adult and youth choruses take different semi-dramatic roles.  Quite strikingly in terms of story (given that he is the saint and the hero) Nicholas himself comes across as a rather obnoxious prig.  But that doesn’t detract from music, which is vintage Britten: glorious, exciting, always fresh.

[1] Another modern English comparison is Rutter, who I respect as a composer of light music that is real music and not trivia.  I’ve enjoyed singing his requiem and magnificat (the latter more than once), but I think the Goodall has more power than those to sustain my interest.

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Filesharing is the new porn

We all know that the old-meeja go on at length about filesharing, copyright theft, internet piracy, call it what you will.  So it was no surprise to hear it rehashed on the beeb yesterday evening.  Usual format: an interviewer, and two people with opposing views to debate it.

I only caught bits of it: I was cooking my supper and not really listening.  But one thing struck me: one of the debaters said that everyone fileshares.  This was quite an emphatic everyone, and he clearly intended to distinguish the sense from a typical apologist’s appropriation of everyone to a manifest falsehood like “everyone supports the olympics”.  Nor was it an Orwellian with-menaces everyone, as in you’re misogynist racist pedophile terrorist scum and beneath contempt if you dare to question us.

Since it clearly is an apologist’s everyone, that must be a bit of willy-waving (“my everyone is bigger than your everyone”).  But more striking is that neither the interviewer nor the opposing debater made any attempt to challenge it: indeed, they seemed to agree with it.  Perhaps it really is true in meeja-luvvie circles?

Then it struck me: this is exactly like the meeja discussion of online porn was ten years ago.  We’ve got used to the Beeb being our (UK’s) self-proclaimed leading website.  But for a few years after they first noticed the ‘net, you’d never hear it discussed without someone blathering about online porn.  If you didn’t know better, you’d have thought that the ‘net revolved around porn and everyone was into it.

As someone with an altogether different vision of the ‘net, I found the association rather distasteful, and some aspects downright offensive[1].   Like, ratings for websites having an implicit assumption that every site might need them, without even a default category for “no sex or violence not because we’ve toned it down and pitched it at children, but because this website is all about coffee, computers, or astronomy”.  Should I declare my websites as having mild/inoffensive sex and violence (the lowest PICS category) just to avoid the risk of being blocked by family-safe services that block unrated sites to protect children?  Absurd and offensive!

Worse, the association with porn put barriers in the way of those of us who wanted to promote the ‘net for altogether good, constructive purposes.

So if filesharing is the new porn, what lessons can we draw?  The optimistic view is ignore the hot-air and it’ll go away, just as the meeja’s porn-fixation went away when the BBC decided it was going to be top-website itself.

But maybe it’s not the same: the porn message was rooted in the ‘net being a “new frontier” for the meeja and their mass audience, while the filesharing one is driven by powerful commercial interests, some of whom are the world’s biggest unauthorised profiteers from other people’s efforts (“thieves” or “pirates”, in their own language).  And I don’t just mean things like Disney famously copyrighting everything from common cultural heritage (fairytales) to african music in the lion king: people better-informed than I describe altogether more sinister practices like identity theft.

On the other hand, Big Pirates never succeeded in getting the photocopier or the cassette tape banned.  I expect those who persist in fighting technology will continue to fight a losing battle, and the meeja attention will indeed blow over.  Just as it did with porn on the ‘net.

[1] Nothing against pornographers.  Just so long as I’m free to steer clear of their work, it’s live-and-let-live.  Same principle as when I was doing research in a department right in the red light district: we (geeks) didn’t bother the ladies of the night, and they didn’t bother us.  But I’d have been mildly pissed off if the world assumed that the reason I worked there was because of them, and seriously so if my work was belittled or dismissed on that basis.

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Revisiting Apache 2.0 proxy

I have today revisited the reverse proxy on Apache 2.0 (for which mod_proxy_html was originally written).

The good news: the current versions of mod_proxy_html (3.1.2) and mod_xml2enc (1.0.3) build and work nicely with Apache 2.0.  I have hitherto recommended Apache 2.0 users mod_proxy_html 2.5 as the ’safe’ solution.

The bad news: working with Apache 2.0’s proxy just seems incredibly limiting, and calls for a whole bunch of hacks/workarounds.  I’d forgotten that …

(not that 2.2 is free of them – looking forward to 2.4 and the expression engine).

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Another module update

There’s been a spate of bug reports this month (see here, here).  Most recently, mod_xml2enc crashing.

A user was having a problem with segfaults.  He posted a set of headers, which led me to a bug that’s new with mod_xml2enc.  It was a redirection from a proxied backend, with no ErrorDocument or equivalent (as is usual in redirections).  mod_xml2enc’s filter got inserted, and failed to check for NULL Content-Type early enough.

It’s a trivial fix, and I’ve released it as Version 1.0.3 (version numbers are cheap)!

Users who downloaded it as part of a mod_proxy_html 3.1.x bundle before today may be affected and should upgrade too.  mod_proxy_html itself is not changed, but the bundle is updated.

[UPDATE] I don’t know why WordPress dated this October 29th.  It was posted on the 30th!

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Free Jetlag

One of mankind’s more gratuitously stupid activities is faffing about with the clocks twice a year.  These days our timepieces seem to know all about time changes, which is in itself a little disconcerting when you’re not expecting it (this is the first time I’ve had a phone which knows about time changes).  But that’s by the by.

What really annoys is two of the worst times of year.  There’s right now, when already-darkening evenings suddenly advance into mid-afternoon, making for a miserable two months (it cheers up at the end of the year, when daylight, though still short, is perceptibly increasing again).  And there’s again in the spring, when we are arbitrarily deprived of an hour’s sleep.  Free jetlag.

I don’t mind what we set the clocks to.  I just wish we could pick a timezone once and for all, and stick to it.

Bah, Humbug :(

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Updated Modules

I have today released mod_proxy_html 3.1.2 and mod_xml2enc 1.0.2.

This is in response to a message from Steffen of ApacheLounge (which distributes Windows binaries of these and other Apache modules), who drew my attention to compilation errors on Windows in both modules.  Users of versions 3.1.1 and 1.0.1 on non-Windows platforms have no need to upgrade.

I’ve also made some minor changes to help Apache 2.0 users to build the modules.  I don’t know if they’ll still work on Apache 2.0, but at least they now stand a sporting chance.  mod_proxy_html 2.5 remains the safe choice for users of Apache 2.0.

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Videoconferencing

Never tried videoconferencing before: I don’t really see the point[1].  But my mum’s just got a new macbook, and upgraded her skype, and wanted to play with her new toy!

So she skyped me.  And as soon as I replied, I could see her in a skype window.  Looking at it, there was also a button to turn my camera on.  Hey presto, we’re videoconferencing!

[1] Now sharing something on screen (“whiteboard”-style) is another matter, and makes a lot of sense when discussing something complex.  And yes, I can see the plain ol’ video has a point too when there’s something visual to demonstrate.  But not just for its own sake.

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No post

Our posties are going on strike.  No snail-mail.

This appears to be, as everyone says, a disaster for the post office.  It will clearly speed their decline, by driving adoption of the many alternatives.  Letters move online, parcels go to the competition.  Losers are the employees, the users, and the owners (that’s us – taxpayers).

But all that is happening anyway.  The strike may hasten a decline, but that’s not the same as causing it.  The post office is becoming increasingly irrelevant.

In an organisation with history, we can expect to see change, and it’s inevitable that some functions will decline from time to time.  Once upon a time, mail coaches were the heart of our transport system for all but the very rich, then came the railways and sent the mail coach into decline.  We’ve long since got over lamenting the mail coach, but we still agonise over post office closures, and how to deal with universal collection and delivery.

Regarding actual post offices, we have a very confused debate.  My own experience of them is miserable: the last bastion of the forever-long and slow-moving queue to blight our lives.  Laments for them seem to focus on oldies regarding them as some kind of social centre, or post offices that double up as village shop.  That’s not really about the post office: it’s inertia (and a bit of nostalgia) feeding rent-a-quote journalists.

If we allow that the ink-and-paper letter still has a role to play, then letter collection and delivery is more of a genuine issue: the economics of it would seem to imply higher prices and/or a much-reduced service.  That’s something we’re going to have to accept, strike or no strike.  So how about a two-level service: a low-cost service with public service obligations doing, say, weekly deliveries, together with faster deliveries at unsubsidised commercial rates in a free market?  What’s urgent is online, the rest can wait a few days.

As for other laments, they seem to cast the postie in an untrained-social-worker role.  A postie may be a good neighbour and keep an eye on the vulnerable, but that’s an individual matter, scarcely in the job description!

Oh, and for myself I’d love to be able to opt out of paper mail completely.  Most of it is junkmail, and most of what isn’t junk should be online.  The odd personal letter or card is occasionally a nice touch, but I’d willingly sacrifice the delivery if it could rid me of the junk!  Let the post office – or modernised delivery point at a pub/school/church/village hall/etc – hold the letter, and email or text me an alert to go and collect.  And introduce penalties on anyone who sends mass mail to opted-out people!

So perhaps the strike isn’t such a bad thing.  By accelerating decline, it will accelerate change.  Instead of living for years with a lame duck that’s hugely reliant on junkmail and/or in terminal decline, we can move on to something that works in our times.

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